SERIES 01 — AUSTRALIA_

FID-GI

PRESS TO DISSOCIATE.

One button. Zero responsibilities.
Designed for when you simply cannot anymore.
◆ 4 VARIANTS◆ $34.99 AUD◆ AUG 2026
Fid-Gi packaging
SKU: FID-S01-SKL▲ FRONT VIEW
▶ PRESS TO DISSOCIATE◆ SERIES 01 — AUS 2026▶ CHEAPER THAN THERAPY◆ FOUR VARIANTS. ONE MOOD.▶ HANGS OFF YOUR BACKPACK◆ JUDGES NO ONE▶ YOU WILL PRESS IT INSTEAD OF REPLYING◆ ENGINEERED FOR THE OVERSTIMULATED
▶ PRESS TO DISSOCIATE◆ SERIES 01 — AUS 2026▶ CHEAPER THAN THERAPY◆ FOUR VARIANTS. ONE MOOD.▶ HANGS OFF YOUR BACKPACK◆ JUDGES NO ONE▶ YOU WILL PRESS IT INSTEAD OF REPLYING◆ ENGINEERED FOR THE OVERSTIMULATED
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01 — THE PRODUCT

One button.
Infinite excuses.

Fid-Gi is an electronic fidget toy with a satisfying mechanical click and a tiny OLED screen that reacts to every press. It does one thing. It does it perfectly. You will press it instead of replying to that email.

01
Clicky. Heavy. Irresistible.
Mechanical button with a satisfying thunk. You will press it in meetings.
02
Pixel art. For your brain.
A tiny black-and-white OLED reacts to every press. Each variant has its own animations.
03
Lives on your backpack.
Keychain form factor. Always accessible. Always visible. Always judging.
04
Under $35. Cheaper than therapy.
$34.99 AUD. Therapy is $250/hr. We did the math so you don't have to.
BACKPACK MOUNT
SKU: FID-S01
Fid-Gi on a backpack
03 — FEATURES

WHAT?!

EVERYTHING* IT DOES (*all of it)

  1. 01

    PRESS IT.

    Self-explanatory.
  2. 02

    SHAKE IT.

    If you must.
  3. 03

    PICK IT UP.

    Highly recommended.
  4. 04

    PUT IT DOWN.

    Briefly.
  5. 05

    PICK IT UP AGAIN.

    And we're back.

◆ NO OTHER FEATURES. NO APP. NO ACCOUNT. NO UPDATES. NO NOTIFICATIONS. ◆

02 — THE LINEUP

SERIES 01

FOUR VARIANTS. ONE MOOD.

Each one a different flavour of not coping. Collect all four to assemble the full spectrum of disengagement.

S01—01YELLOW
Fid-Gi SKULL variant

SKULL

EXPLOSIVE STAR

For when you want to watch the world end, pixelated.

S01—02RED
Fid-Gi ALIEN variant

ALIEN

UFO ABDUCTION

For when you feel like you don't belong here either.

S01—03BLUE
Fid-Gi SHROOM variant

SHROOM

SPORE BLOOM

For when you've fully checked out.

S01—04GREEN
Fid-Gi VOID variant

VOID

RISING HAND

For when you're technically still here.

Series 01 — all four variants
◆ THE FULL LINEUP
04 — LIMITED DROPS

SERIES 01
IS JUST THE START.

New colourways. New animations. Limited drops. Series 01 is where it begins. Get on the list before everyone else does.

SKULL
ALIEN
SHROOM
VOID
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S02

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